New Rapture Date has been set: April 5, 2004. Massive Doper Bacchanal Schd. April 6.

[Jenaroph]

Damn, I KNEW there was something I forgot to do today!
We’ll have to party without the blowup dolls.

[vanilla]

@BubbaDog

I see you didn’t get the memo.
Rapture causes a “submit reply” signal to be generated on all “worthy” computers.

Now that I came all the way back here to educate you, I think I’ll just stick around for the party.

Did the Solid Chocolate Rapture Bunnies start their set yet?

he hee.

Yes, they Start their set, but they may not finish it!

[clayton_e]

Hm… I started reading this thread without knowing the date, not knowing it should already be done.

Roughly same time next year?

[Manduck]

@Tinkertoy

From the website

Can anyone loan me enough money to get out of debt?

I can, but it’ll cost ya.

Anyway, I think the rapture really did happen yesterday, but nobody qualified to be raptured. Maybe one or two guys - has anybody seen his4ever lately?

[Shirley_Ujest]

Well, did anyone get Raptured?

Even to the old Blondie Song?

News Reports, people, we need reports.

I think my husband was raptured…oh wait…he went to work early.

[kferr]

I just hope there’s enough people good enough to rapture that this will open up the job market.

The rapture has been outsourced to India.

[vibrotronica]

@Shirley Ujest

Well, did anyone get Raptured?

Even to the old Blondie Song?

News Reports, people, we need reports.

I think my husband was raptured…oh wait…he went to work early.

No, but I did run across a man from Mars who tried to eat my car. Does that count?

[Hamlet]

@Shirley Ujest

Well, did anyone get Raptured?

I thought I did, but unless Jesus is a 3 foot high, green, creature with antenna and a fetish for putting steel probes in my ass, I’m guessing I wasn’t. Still, it was fun…

[Homebrew]

Apparently he’s revised the date to next year. I had to email and ask what happened yesterday.

I happened to be presumptuous again as I was last year.
Prior to April 5, 2004, I was very sure that God’s Day would occur. Then,
when it did not happen, I looked carefully at the Spiritual Significance of the
numbers associated with Preparation Day for Passover 2005. The number for the
year will be “7” and the age of the generation of the fig tree will be 57 or
“12.”

The number Seven stands for Spiritual Perfection and the number Twelve stands
for Governmental Perfection. When I considered those numbers, I realized
that is exactly what God, my Father, is looking for. A Kingdom populated with
Christians and governed by spiritually perfect leaders.

I don’t know why 7 or 12 stands for what he says they do.

[tanookie]

@Shirley Ujest

Well, did anyone get Raptured?

Even to the old Blondie Song?

News Reports, people, we need reports.

I think my husband was raptured…oh wait…he went to work early.

I got raptured - oh that’s not what you meant? Carry on…

[Syntropy]

So…God doesn’t want us to bring pie, he wants us to bring 7 12y.o. fig trees?? I’m so confused…

[vanilla]

The “rupture” didn’t even happen!

[Seven]

Now here is a strange thing. I just bought one of those “fighting fish” for my 10 gallon tank last weekend.

Monday I noticed he was missing,… gone, vanished, history. Not in the tank, not on the floor, not in the belly of the only other fish in the tank -a small catfish.

So it seems the Rapture did happen, but it was only the Beta version.

[kambuckta]

@Seven

So it seems the Rapture did happen, but it was only the Beta version.

::groan::

[Captain_Amazing]

@Homebrew

Apparently he’s revised the date to next year.

I’ll be honest. Stuff like this is really starting to make me question this guy’s credibility.

[Inoshiro]

I not only missed the rapture but I didn’t even see this thread until today. Is there like an after-after-rapture party or something?

[FaerieBeth]

@Seven

So it seems the Rapture did happen, but it was only the Beta version.

And the water flows silently through the roots of millions of annoying desk plants everywhere…
TeeHee

FB

[Shirley_Ujest]

Maybe we should send a card to this guy:

Better Luck Next Year.

[Seven]

This just in. I found my fish.

Well, what’s left of him. It seems the catfish had been eating on him.

So I guess no Rapture at all.