So here I am, at work, sifting thru the mail and throwing out the junk from the checks (kinda like chaff from wheat maybe) and I come across an envelope an envelope with two or three other envelopes inside. Humm, lets see what this is…
Inside are some corporate documents and a letter from our former coprorate attorney. In his letter he explained he has resigned from the law practice to “serve the Lord full-time” and forwarded us some stuff we need to attend to soon. Then he goes on…
…“Lord has told the prophet Elijah that the first resurrection will be on August 27, 2003 with the passing of Planet X.” I’m not making this up, really! He says it is his hope to be “taken up to meet the Lord Jesus in the clouds.”! :eek:
Dammit! I had plans for this weekend!
Enough about me. Let’s talk about you. What do you think of me?
detop,
Yeah, this is probably the 5,937th prediction of the Rapture, the End-of-the-World, etc, so I think I’ll be waiting this one out too.
But can we be sure that prediction 5,938 will not be the real thing? BWA-HA-HA !!!
Probably not. That will come and go too. Gee, the End of the World sure isn’t what is used to be.