New reality show ideas

To the best of my knowledge I have never watched one all the way through, but I’m not going to let that stop me making a suggestion as to the next big reality hit.

My suggestion:

Curling Out! This is a show that combines the thrills of an Olympic sport and the willingness of people to make fools of themselves falling on ice while playing shuffleboard. Competitors will go for actual slots on an Olympic team sliding a rock with a handle in it and running along side the said rock with brooms. It has everything, thrills, chills, spills, brooms, potentially silly costumes and people shouting in foreign languages. All body types can take part…Oh come on…This sport was made for reality television. AND it can help fund the Winter Olympics…talk about a win, win situation!

It’s been on the internet before and it has some logistical problems but I would watch a take-off of Big Brother where there are 11 gay men and one straight guy in the house. If the gay guys can vote out the straight guy, they win a million bucks, but if the straight guy can make it to the final two, he wins a million bucks.

The twist here, is that all 12 men would be straight.

I always thought that “Finding Bigfoot” is a bit of a bait and switch. I want to do a spin-off in which I actually find Bigfoot. Then we would travel the nation’s highways in an 18 wheeler fighting crime. It would be called “Bigfoot and Monkey: Wheels of Justice” and would be the highest rated show on cable.