New Super Soaker shoots semen all over children

Maybe they didn’t color it because if it has color, even if it doesn’t stain, it has to be wiped off. Perhaps the advantage of the jizz-like goo is that it evaporates away and leaves no color. It makes your 10 year old look like

I read recently that somebody just came out with colored bubbles, which apparently was a non-trivial task.

To require digging, it must be buried – as opposed, say, to being right out in the opening, slapping you in the face with a large green ribbed dong.

11 years. I wonder if the same forumula could be applied to the goo?