New teen heartthrob Ellen Feiss - Apple's "Stoner Girl"

[astro]

Who’s your teenager lusting after?

It’s Apple user Ellen Feiss!

More Ellen!

Interest in Feiss is intense; information about her elusive. Apple won’t divulge any details, aside from verifying she is a real teenager, but that hasn’t stopped thousands of admirers from discussing her online, building tribute Web sites and selling T-shirts, Frisbees, wall clocks, mouse pads, mugs and wallpaper–all emblazoned with her image.

Dressed slacker casual in a zip-up sweatshirt, her wind-swept hair pulled back from her face to reveal clear skin, full lips and cocker-spaniel eyes, Feiss would probably have slipped under the radar if she weren’t so darned cute. But there’s another reason for her popularity: Her slightly slurred speech and reddish eyes have led to much speculation online as to whether or not she is stoned on marijuana–something that has made Feiss even more popular.

[astro]

Here’s her Apple ad in quicktime.

[beagledave]

Spending a bit too much time on the iBong…

[Zebra]

Yeah, that makes me want to buy a Mac.

[The_Wrong_Girl]

Oh my god, that was hilarious! And yeah, she seemed a little stoned.

[lothos2002]

She seems a lot stoned, but I like her anyway. The beep beep beep thing cracks me up.

[astro]

According to the site she’s apparently only 14! :eek:

I thought she was at least 17 or 18!

Hmmmm… maybe it shouldn’t matter but (to me) it makes this whole Ellen as stoner goodess thing a little…, no a lot, more oogy.

[Mtgman]

It’s fairly obvious that she “thinks different”.

Steven

[Coldfire]

If you think that girl is stoned, you obviously don’t spend a lot of time with stoned people.