New terrorist group!

Consider yourself warned…

Reuters – At London’s Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later
discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphic calculator.

Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction…

I clicked Submit too quickly. I got the above ina a forwarded email. Don’t usually pass such stuff on, but I love puns!

Bad Baker! Bad! You should be ashamed of yourself. Or not. (Probably not, but still, bad!)

I think I get it.

I just need a slide rule to work it out.

:groan:

That was terrible. I’ll have to tell all my friends :smiley:

:double groan:

I’m going to have to tell TWICE as many friends. :smiley:

Actually, I just told my 19 yr old son, and he groaned even more than me.

But I betcha he tells HIS mates tomorrow as well.

;j

I thought that Rumsfeld said that “while the administration remains confident, there is currently no Proof to support that Theorem.”

That’s kind of a new angle on it though, isn’t it?

that pun is so bad. I’m recording that in my log, cos it’s a sin.