New titles for Enterprise

Star Trek: The Search for the Missing Post?
cough

Actually, given my local UPN affiliated “Preempted by Basketball” would be a great title…

I hear that “Lost in Space” isn’t being used any more…

Star Trek: Look! We have great bodies! And Vaseline!

(shh, if we don’t tell them about the one-sided characters and tiresome plots, they won’t notice. Audiences are so easily distracted by skin!)

Kn(I know I am…)ckers

Shit…
ahem.

Inspired by Elf6c.

My First Officer, The Vulcan.
Leave It To T’Pol.
Southprise.
I Love T’Pol. (Hey, Desilu, Paramount)

Ha!
I knew I didn’t screw up!
Oh.
Er, you guys went to the wrong thread.
It was a test.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=143293

Sneaky ** plant **… always tricking us. I fail all the tests!

so which thread do I post in? aaaaaoooooaaaaaaooooooaaaa (holding my head and writhing around)

New Title : This Old Ship Norm and Steve try to fix up the Enterprise while keeping up with the local (always changing) building codes

New Title: The Real Enterprise see what happens when seven actors are thrown together in a hostile alien environment, told to stop acting and get real

How about the new show Trip, where Trip moves to Qo’noS to become a Radio Talk show Psychiatrist host, and has to deal with Klingon honor, his ex-wife, his brother, and his retired Space cop father. To boost ratings, new neighbors Sherman Hemsley and Yakov Shmirnoff join the cast! Saturday nights at 8 on UPN, all Star Trek, all the time!

One of these is enough, dontcha think, carny?

TWEET!

Everybody out of THIS pool and into the other one!