Enterprise plunges into black hole, sending the ship and/or crew into various different past times. The Gaurdian of Forever makes several cameo appearances. Cameo makes a cameo, Word Up!
Hoshi ends up in Shogun era Japan, but it unable to translate their language, having never learned Japanese. Inexplicably, she is dressed in a fur bikini a la 1,000,000 B.C. (which should be B.C.E. to be more correct)
Trip is deposited in Minoan Crete where everyone speaks SEV (Standard Vernacular English) and has air conditioning and small, silent automobiles made of neobromium. He is venerated as godlike, or at least, very bitchin’, man. Inexplicably, he is afraid of the color yellow and anything that comes in 3’s.
T’Pol ends up in 1995 Toronto and joins The X-Files. Inexplicably, she stutters badly, but loves to initiate oral sex with every guest star character. Ratings go through the roof, making The {se}X-Files the highest rated TV show ever, causing Scott Carter to run for President. He wins, nukes China in a pre-emptive strike, and declares himself Hegemon. He marries T’Pol and declares her The Hive Queen.
Mayweather finds himself in France of the 1840’s in a sanitarium. Inexplicably, he is mute.
More characters later… I gots to eat. If you have ANY ideas, post them here, serious or not. If you want to post to my idea, be my guest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest…