Everyone knows that the tobacco companies are in big trouble. But most of their troubles stem from their historical “denial” of the health risks related to smoking, making them “responsible” for the health problems of their customers. They have already had to settle one lawsuit for $246 billion, and there is no end in sight to their legal troubles.
But what about the IzzyR tobacco company? Founded in July 2000, this company did not mislead anyone about the health dangers of smoking. This company is not party to any lawsuit or settlement. We will be offering brand name quality cigarettes at 40 cents a pack less than the other tobacco companies. We will soon establish ourselves as the premier manufacturer of cigarettes, and probably put the other companies out of business.
Why not?