New trump rumor sucks

I think the ultimate schadenfreude would be if some piece of complete and absolute fabricated bullshit was to be what finally does in his political career.

Also, I feel like Bill Clinton has an opportunity to take one for the team and come out saying that yes, Trump did what he’s accused of, and that he’s highly skilled.

Like, his entire life history?

Hah.

What I meant is that it would be deliciously ironic if some piece of complete nonsense that was fabricated by someone else, or someone else’s outright lie is what actually sticks and ends his political career.

Not that I would contribute to spreading rumors–but I saw/hear on the interwebs that “Bubba” is actually the nickname of the son of some Russian oil oligarch. Now remember many years ago when Eric Trump told some golf reporter that the Trump Org. gets all it’s money from Russia? Maybe Trump had to suck the dick of the oligarch’s son to get the loan and Putin has the film:

“Suck my son’s dick and I’ll give you a billion dollars.”

Would Trump do it? Would the MAGAs support Trump as a literal cocksucker and not just a figurative one? Might be the answer to why Trump has never said anything negative about Putin and acts like such a cuck towards him.

Not that I want to spread any untrue rumors on the internet, even if they make sense. Nosiree. Not me.

Maybe a Texan oil oligarch?

I make no claims whatsoever to any legitimate bearing on the story at hand … er … mouth … er … before us.

Odessa? Isn’t that a city in what is, according to Putin, Russia? Close enough to make it feel true to me.

Maybe Trump is sucking multiple oil tycoon-related dicks for money!

There’s a fake tweet from Monica Lewinsky that says:

I hope it wasn’t at the Dope, since I’d be repeating something said here, but I heard this the other day:

Clinton gave Trump his first taste of the presidency.

Colbert said something like, “he got a taste for politics”.

Trump, who has a history of talking about the size of guys’ dicks (for example, Arnold Palmer), does keep bragging about his “Big Beautiful Bill”.

I saw something online - can’t be sure where - that said that “blowing bubba” might be a term for using cocaine.

As far as I can tell, the rumor that “bubba” means “cocaine” didn’t spring up until recently; basically made up specifically for this particular incident. So, it seems unlikely.

However, there is a strain of marijuana called “Bubba Kush”, a pretty well-known strain. I’ve never heard of anyone “blowing weed”, but maybe it was a term used simply for alliteration.

That seems the most plausible drug reference, as “bubba” doesn’t seem to be a common slang term for any other kind of drug.

The way trump was all handsy and giddy with that Saudi asshole the other day leads me to think that’s our Bubba.

My other thought was that the joke between the brothers was a reference to the ability or propensity for governments to create deep fakes (even before AI took off).

So, the comment is basically asking if Putin has fabricated photos of Trump giving a blowjob, in the same sense that Epstein had a painting showing Bill Clinton wearing a dress.

That’s is extremely plausible.

I thought something very similar. Photoshop has been around for a long time and I’m sure it has been used to put every politician in every kind of undignified situation anyone can imagine.

Having said that, the idea of Trump doing cocaine doesn’t seem too far-fetched although we can tell that in these latter days the sleepy MF isn’t doing it anymore. Which is too bad because you can probably get Colombian puro at the White House Pharmacy as long as you tell them it’s for a friend.