“Statement by Donald J. Trump, 45th
President of the United States of
America
Time Warner, the owner of Fake News CNN, has just announced
that they will be terminating a very popular and wonderful news
network (OAN). Between heavily indebted Time Warner, and
Radical Left Comcast, which runs Xfinity, there is a virtual
monopoly on news, thereby making what you hear from the
LameStream Media largely FAKE, hence the name FAKE
NEWS! I believe the people of this Country should protest the
decision to eliminate OAN, a very important voice. Likewise,
Comcast is terrible and expensive. Let them know that you’re
sick and tired of FAKE NEWS! In this modern age of technology,
they are no longer necessary. Demand that OAN be allowed to
stay on the air. It is far bigger and more popular than anyone
knows, and importantly, it represents the voice of a very large
group of people!”
Trump is one hell of a writer. He went to the best schools, it shows. Damn, I don’t miss having an absolutely wrong, shouting sociopath as so-called president. It really is a shame that there are so many dumb fucking people in this country that eat his stuff up.
First, is that really a word-for-word quote? It remains amazing that this idiot was president. I don’t know how well Biden writes, but I know for sure that he would have someone review and edit any of his statements before they went out and embarrassed him.
Second, I imagine OAN was becoming more and more of a Russian disinformation network, given that Fox was already sending out Russian propaganda and OAN is more in their pockets than Fox is. That may be why it was terminated. Tokyo Rose would also likely be taken off any cable channels during WWII.
My understanding is that OAN was almost entirely funded and created by AT&T (Time Warner), and they were getting a lot of blow back from people who use their products. They announced some time ago they were pulling their support. Now they’re following through, and Trump is (as usual) whining about it.
I’d say he learned the art of composition from throwing together papers at 3 AM the night before they were due while high on pot and NoDoz, if I thought he actually put in even that much of the work.
Winner! You get an expedited trip to the front of the Truth Social New Account line where Devin’s cow is frantically adding users. You try adding users without opposable thumbs!
If you are suggesting that his orangeness himself might have shorted his own company, I doubt it. His ego would offer no option other than that his social media would be a huge success and leave twitter a hollow shell, and he seems to be visibly upset as to how poorly it was doing. So it is highly unlikely that he was betting that it would fail. On the other hand I also have no doubt that he made buckets of money from the rubes by cashing in a large proportion of shares in initial feeding frenzy back in October.
Not at all. Trump is too stupid to do that. Others in his inner circle though? You bet. I’d not be surprised at all if Devin Nune’s Cow holds quite a large short position.
Just to keep tabs on grossness in case this wasn’t brought up earlier, that Walking Orange Jumbo-Sized Contractors Bag of Crap rocked the nation with his second post on Truth Social.
aaaw the return of that wonderful hashtag…
Nice little bit here…
Oof! Don won’t take that well. Not that he’s even the slightest bit vain or anything - he just might, oh I dunno, not take much of a liking to what Muskie said, that there’s the possibility it might make Trump look at himself “kinda funny” in the mirror (which he wouldn’t like, upsetting him for reasons beyond his grasp) and hopefully just chirps back at Elon and his Dumb Twitter about how dumb and poopyheaded he is.
If Musk did, for whatever Musk-like reason, decide to lift Trump’s ban so that Don was free to storm-tweet away all he wanted to again, that would would give him a way larger platform to reach the concerning "undecided"s (who are our final electoral hope?) and futher spread his toxic influence accordingly, as opposed to just storming off in a huff to his Truth Social bubble where he’d just be preaching to the choir. Energize them? Of course, but it’s still same the number of shitheads.
Then again, being the flip-floppity king of freaking flip-flops, Don could very well sign right up if Elon gives the green light, faster than Putin can whislte here boy, here boy…atta boy!
Correction: He’d offer to pay someone else to write it for him, then stiff them once they actually did. Actually paying people is for losers (and also for people with a positive net worth, but that’s irrelevant).