New Trump social media company -- the biggest grift yet?

Sounds like a case of potential “Musk-Rat love.”

I’ll show myself out.

Don’t forget there were “twittering” sounds in the original recording.

It is a better name, too.

My account (@GoatTuckers) is still number 810,838 on the waiting list.

I really want to get on the platform to start convincing conservatives to either stay home or write in Trump for everything in the midterms, especially since I found this really great Reddit sub where I can grab memes like this one to help my efforts.

Truth Social will be fully open by the end of March April May! You have Devin Nunes’ word on that!

Moooooo!

What’s taking so long with this waiting list? Is someone at “Truth Social” manually investigating and vetting every applicant?

It takes a while to come up with big phony numbers to assign people. The bigger the phony number, the longer it takes.

I want to sign-up with BrandonWon or some variation (Brandon1, Brandon_One,…).

I’m trying to keep my user name ambivalent because my purpose for joining is convincing conservatives to throw away their midterm vote.

You know how hard it is to code new social media platforms without opposable thumbs?

And then just keep loudly insisting that you’re really just a fan of the car race guy, no matter how often they try to call you out on it.

Brandon Juan? Nah, too ethnic – wouldn’t pass even if they didn’t twig.

BrandWon

Looks like a few of the Truth Social users are frustrated by what they’re calling censorship on the platform:

It was inevitable:

No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Whatever maximizes ad revenue, share price, market cap, and potential ROI for the shit-gibbon.

Man, those face-eating leopards are getting fat.

I think we’re going to be seeing a great deal more of something presaged by Family Guy:

Cleveland: “Dag nab, that’s some poker face you’ve got, Peter.”

Peter: “Years of practice, boys.”

It’s hard not to be, when they can just sit back and let people come up and shove their faces into their mouths.

I wonder what the ratio there is between trump affectionados and people that hate his fucking guts.

I have an account which I hardly ever use, it’s so boring it’s not even fun to troll.
Most threads seem to be about 75% Trumpers and 25% people who hate Trump.