The internet’s never been the same since Jen broke it.
I’m relieved by the OP’s departure, and want to assure my fellow Dopers that he is no relation to yours truly.
that much is obvious, as the OP clearly did not go to Oxford
Now I’m waiting for the new troll named karmacents.
For nearly 50 years I thought Simon was saying that’s the hand he masturbates with. Guess that’s where my teenage mind was.
I hadn’t thought of that - definitely an alternate possibility
I spent nearly fifty years not even being curious about what he used his left hand for. It was only last year that I started to wonder. And immediately came to the conclusion that it was, umm, personal recreational activities.
Well he’s either just referring to “using” it generically, the joke being why he’s so involved in the issue. Self deprecation basically.
Or else he was referring to fisting. I mean there are so many dirty jokes in the S&G catalog. More fun to think it’s about pornography?
I have to give Paul Simon a little more credit than that.
Hello darkness, my old friend…
Down by the riverside
There’s bound to be a better ride
Than what you’ve got planned
Carry a cup in your hand
“Look around
Leaves are brown”
Obviously Paul was in the woods and had no tp on hand.
Art used it all up, now we see why they parted ways.
Hey, Art, does shit stick to your hair?
Hello darkness my old friend…
Paul used my hair on his rear end…
Some days I wish I was ignorant about Trump. I don’t wish to see or hear anything else about him. Ah well….