I think this might be the longest conversation I’ve been a part of on the dope about poop. The breadth of conversation that happens on this board is stunning to me sometimes.
Yes, I’m sure there are FQ threads about the same thing. I’m begging you, (yes YOU) not to post them here. 
You can dunk a turd in water, but you can’t make it drink.
Just, avoid exploring the texture of almond milk
Proves it: you can milk a turd!
Nope not clicking that link.
Not doing it.
Just say no.
I did.
Instead of a bum, which is what he is.
You’d think bone spurs would make you a good cowboy, at least. But pity the poor horse that would carry Trump.
You’d need a Clodsdale…
I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle
As I go ridin’ merrily along
And they sing, “Oh, ain’t you glad you’re single”
And that song ain’t so very far from wrong
This was bothering me, so I listened to the song, and to me it still sounds like he says “…that’s the hand they use, well, never mind”. The enunciation is kind of muddy, but it does mean something slightly different.
I think it’s “That’s the hand you use” (the generic “you”) - and it’s “never mind” because he can’t finish the thought (which is “to wipe your bum” (back in 1980 or so, an old fellow noticed I was left-handed and said “that’s the hand the devil uses to wipe his ass!”)
He was deep in his Dylan* period so who knows? I’ve heard it as that’s the hand to use so I looked it up on a lyrics site. Of course, those aren’t 100% accurate either.
*He’s so unhip that when you say Dylan
He thinks you’re talking about Dylan Thomas
Whoever he was
The man ain’t got no culture
Interesting. My search for lyrics shows That’s the hand I use.
That’s it! No more internet until you guys fix it so there’s some fucking consistency!
(The above is addressed to whoever is in charge of these things. I understand IT Managers are a thing, so, them, I guess)
I asked them on your behalf and they said it’s scheduled for a future upgrade, no ETA.
Then everybody Go Outside until further notice.
No! Do NOT go outside! Remain indoors!
“That’s the hand to use, well never mind” is the joke I hear. He takes the voice of a proscriptive fanatic for a brief second. Otherwise it doesn’t mean anything.
Heh, that’s what I hear when I ask the DPW when the crumbling, multi-patched stretch of my street is going to get repaved.
