New weird rumor- N.O. Jews got out sooner than most.

[Sampiro]

@Miller

That’s all well and good, but what about the dwarves?

1. They prefer to be called LITTLE AMERICANS.

2. They all got out in the same little bitty car. You should have seen them all getting out of it- it was the cutest thing you ever saw!
   Jehovah’s Witnesses are unfortunately left behind, but for the first time the doors they’re knocking on aren’t getting slammed in their face.

[Marley23]

@Miller

That’s all well and good, but what about the dwarves?

They’re in the fifth innning, and the score is Plagues 10, Dwarves 7.

[David_Simmons]

@astro

This proves

1: Jews aren’t idiots and
2: (usually) have enough money to make arrangements to get out of town

Why invent reasons for something that we don’t know even happened?

[Rufus_Xavier]

@Marley23

They’re in the fifth innning, and the score is Plagues 10, Dwarves 7.

Now standing at the plate: Dopey. Dopey is 1 for 3 with a walk and a single.

Sleepy is in the on-deck circle. Actually, he’s lying down in the on-deck circle.

Boils looks in to get the sign. Here’s the windup and the pitch.

Dopey hits a sharp line drive to Cattle Disease. Cattle Disease makes a nice play and fires over to Killing of the First Born.

One away.

Now the coach of the Plagues is yelling at Sleepy to wake up and take his turn at bat.

What a game!

[middleman]

@FriarTed

A friend in the NW told me that a businesslady told her that a Jewish man in the New Orleans area had a revelation of how bad Katrina would be, and alerted his fellows to evacuate before it hit the fan.

Yes. The secret Jewish prophecy known as CNN!