I couldn’t book a table so I’ll get there early and try and get us a table for 10. See you all shortly!
When come back bring cheesecake.
I’m sorry I can’t make it. I ate something and, well, allergies. Such is life.
and pictures!
Sorry I didn’t make it, guys. I saw a truly awful bit of theater and it made me angry and headachey. I hope you all had fun and I’ll try to catch you next time.
And a great time was had by all! Thanks to everyone who made it, I had a great time and felt really welcome. I hope people had as good a time as me, although olivesmarch4th owes me a hug, dagnabbit (I had to settle for waving through the subway turnstile like a cast member from Schindler’s List or something).
I had a great time! I got chocolate cheesecake and I saw a Ouija board designed for little girls…what could be better than that?
“Forces of darkness, what will the name of my husband be?”
Yeah, sorry I couldn’t make it either… I play keyboard for an Off-Broadway show and we don’t get out until 10. Hopefully it wasn’t the show Rachael Rage saw, haha! Well I’ll try to catch the next one. 
And… I just arrived home. It was cool meeting y’all, especially you IP. 
Ahhhhh, thanks JD. I was really pleased you made the effort to come, I know it’s not exactly a short trip for you to get there.
Okay, that was the funnest time ever!
So worth riding the train home with all the drunks.
Sounding like a zombie
Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug!
Your husband was so cute by the way, I just wanted to cuddle him. He’s got to be Jewish though somewhere along his ancestry. If he ever gets tired of grad school he could make a tidy living playing the on-call “we need a Jewish guy” actor. Like Ben Stiller, but less shit.
You will be sorely missed. Someday we’ll drop by your country and make up for that total hug ripoff.
ETA: Yes, he’s adorable. I kept telling you people, I tried to prepare you…
Before you head over to England for a visit we have to go to a museum or two! It will be much fun and we can totally take a picture of Zebra in front of the zebras at the AMNH.
Cheesecake?
Photo link?
(tapping dainty foot)
Well, there was that photo someone snapped of Pbbth wearing only her Spanx…
Well shorter than your trip When I figure out what I want to do with myself and am making money again I’ll be sure to return the favor.
No way! I say fuck spanx!
Not to worry. We were out earlier, so I’m SURE it wasn’t you. 