What were to happen if, in response to the nuclear attack threads (who starts those things, anyway? ) our very own ** Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor**, were to explode over Mufreesboro TN casting a cloud of righteous anger and indignation all the way to New York? How could I survive this (especially since some of it is aimed at me for my thread)?
Assumptions about the blast
This will be a full-blown explosion of indignation. All “panicky wankers” are known to be at risk from this explosion.
Some pertinent facts about me
I live about five states away from Mufreesboro, TN. While I’m sure I could survive the initial blast, I am afraid (as a true-bred panicky wanker) of the fallout from said blast. My wife and children are not so panicky as I am, so they will be reasonably safe. I do stock my home with an extra backbone, so I can, for short periods, not be so panicky. However this is not a long-term solution.
So, can I survive the wrath of Bosda?