Well, a thread that goes from “sexual prowess” to “sources for sausage” can certainly be said to have gone from bed to wurst. 
::: ducking :::
Actually, considering Unclebeer’s poetry, shouldn’t we say, “from bed to verse”?
:: ducking as well ::
Actually Unclebeer’s is the wurst poetry I have ever seen.
If at wurst you don’t succeed try the bed again.
Unclebeer, If at verse you don’t succeed try a beer again.
I am not very good at this stuff.
Jeffery
p.s. I shall not duck. Hit me with what ever cyber stuff you can.
I’m simply dazzled by so much wit. I’m literarily stunned.
Did we talk about Omniscientnot’s spelling at the RVR?
Let’s see if I can hijack this thread to Ohio. I think we are about the the NY state line.
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart
Awww come ON. You guys know you want to meet the other Houstonians. He, he, he. < drooling on self >
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
For my own peace of mind, I’ll assume that when my nom du net was mentioned, the topic immediately turned to how the discussants stood in awe of my authoritative manner, vast knowledge, and scintillating wit.
If the topic was otherwise, I don’t want to know.
If the topic was how, in a free-association test, “akatsukami” immediately and invariably brought “felching” to mind, I definitely don’t want to know.
“Kings die, and leave their crowns to their sons. Shmuel HaKatan took all the treasures in the world, and went away.”
Melanie: You do realize it was a deliberate attempt at a pun, albeit ever so weak (the attempt and the pun)?
You know omni-not, I think we have an unfair advantage here. Anytime one is mentioned its almost a certainty that the other will be brought up as well. In every list of any type we’re always included in a sybiotic one line statement.
Damn, I relish my individuality.
I am thinking that a Chicago outing would be a great time, but I’m as apathetic as anyone, and won’t lie to you good people about attempting to get it organized.
I am curious what was said, and will be waiting anxiously for the Ohio minutes, especially regarding the overnight portion ;).
We have a digital camera at work that I am going to try and borrow. Can you say Mpegs and Jpegs?
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart
Sorry, darlings, I was off brunching and museum-hopping yesterday, did I miss much? I should have tipped you off in advance, so you could have dished me in my absense.
“Flora, Alphie and I are in mid 20’s.”
–Mel, darling, are you being sweet, or was the lighting really that bad? I have SKIRTS in their mid-20s, and I know for a fact I was the Senior Member of the Board that night . . .
Ike, darling, for a good orphanwurst recipe, check your “Modest Proposal” cookbook. Right after Irish Stew ("take two Irishmen . . ").
Flora, I’ll be 26 on Nov. 6th. Hey - maybe we can have a NYSD birthday party. I think I still have some codeine left over from when I broke my leg!
Omninot: Nope, didn’t get it, still don’t. Maybe I’m still drunk?