So what could be stupider than shoplifting when cops are in the same store as you? How about when there’s 60 of them? You have to admire their perseverance. Any one of the warning signals such as “The parking lot is full of cop cars” and “There’s a uniformed police officer on every aisle” was willfully ignored. They really should have just gone to the Taco Bell on the end of the parking lot, but no. They MUCH have their school supplies at all costs!
How about escaping from police custody when all you were being charged with was shoplifting a pair of sunglasses?
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