Sex with a McChicken sandwich, that is…not the guy.
Was his name Portnoy?
Well, how much does a McChicken cost?
I’ll need more details on the specific sex act required.
The question should have been how much would it take to get you to eat it? Steve O excluded.
With or without a rubber?
With or without mayo? Because chafing.
Does oral sex count?
The payment scheme seems really unfair to Iranians.
It’s odd but not harmful. Not something I would think of doing but if you are paying me? I would have to fantasize about Wendy when I did it though.
I am unable to imagine exactly HOW one has sex with a chicken sandwich.
I am unwilling to continue to try to imagine how.
This.
Sounds like a fun money making opportunity to me, being as I like sex at any time!
So just $5 and a free sandwich would do. Would you want to watch? I am a bit shy with these things, so the price might be a bit higher for that.
I’d have to be sure the sandwich fully consented, otherwise it would be creepy.
For me it is that Burger King “guy”…
No I am NOT gay. That guy is a gal! That’s what makes her/him creepy.
Have you ever seen a hot dog in a bun?
As long as you don’t use ketchup as a lubricant… because thats just not done…
Is there bacon on this sandwich?
You can’t. To have sex, the recipient has to be a living being. At best, you’re masturbating with a chicken sandwich. Doesn’t make as snappy a headline though.
Why do the options start at 500 and go up in to the millions? Chicken sandwiches hold no particular appeal, but the poll options seem more like you’re asking people to smear dog poop all over themselves. Or you were thinking currency from Zimbabwe?