Since when do guys need to be paid to put their penises in weird places (that won’t injure them)?
I’m a lady so I don’t see it happening. But for a half a million I’ll give it a try.
Is it a regular McChicken sandwich or a spicy McChicken?
It’s a regular McChicken until you’re alone and the wrapper comes off. Then it’s a very spicy McChicken, although the next day it pretends not to know you.
Yeah, until your anus tells all the next day…
It’s McChicken. So you’d have to fantasize about the HamBurglar. (Thinking about Ronald is just too awful to contemplate.)
As for me, I’d need more details. But probably better that than liver.
Asking the important questions.
If it’s a spicy then I’m going to eat half of it first because I am not wasting an entire spicy chicken sandwich.
Also why didn’t Idle link to the video? :dubious:
Keep on fucking that McChicken. 
That is breast meat, right?
I assume you guys have never seen Carl’s Jr./Hardees commercials.
I’ll be in my bunk (aka rubber room) for a bit!
PS. Those spicy McGyver/Chicken sandwiches rock. The price is hard to beat and more importantly, its a “spicy” fast food item that is actually somewhat fucking spicy…not like some lame assed “ghost pepper” shit where somebody waved a limp assed jalapeno over the item before they handed it out the window…
Not saying it is actually hot…just saying you can tell it actually has some “spice” to it.
Just cover it with the flag and give it one for Old Glory.
Not interested in getting crumbs in certain parts, but I’ll do oral on that thing.
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Do I have to buy it dinner first?
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I do like a nice pair of buns.
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I’ll bring the “Special Sauce”, IYKWIM.
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What about a threesome with an order of fries?
Thank you.
Is it a hot or a cold McChicken?
I misread the title, I thought it was about having sex with you. You’re going to have to start another poll (include photo).
I’d do it, then eat the sandwich afterwards. 
How are you supposed to get the chickens to hold still? I don’t care if they are Irish or not as long as they are good looking like these chicks.
I guess he took the “I’m Lovin’ It” slogan a little too seriously.
Like most of us haven’t done worse for free.
Is the OP, Idle Thoughts, laying (heh) out the cash? Because you’ve already welched on your “30-Day Song Challenge.”