in a bar 20 years from now
“…but you fuck one sandwich!”
No, I haven’t. I just haven’t had the extra money yet. I will by November.
Ha!
Late to the party and all the good lines have been done. 
Shouldn’t this be in Cafe Society, the place for food lovers?
When a Daddy love food very much …
How is McNugget formed?
Hands around McNeck, cutting off McAirflow.
A McChicken sandwich doesn’t sound very appealing to me. Aren’t they kind of crispy and crunchy? I’d think you’d run the risk of lacerating your sensitive bits. Now, if you were to ask about an Arby’s roast beef…
I’ll be in my bunk.
With a bottle of Worcestershire sauce.
And some paper towels.
Daddy get a big belly…
What option should I choose if I would take less than $500?
I always giggle when Arby’s TV commercials end with “We have the meat.”
Well, Warren Zevon did tell us to enjoy every sandwich. I’m not sure that’s what he meant though.
Yes, but you can get it for chicken feed.
Would it have to be recorded? how many people would see.
While I have no inclination to self fornicate with a chicken sandwich, I don’t think it would be too terribly hard or unpleasant to do so. Just I really don’t want anyone else looking at me while I fap fap fap.
If it’s on the honor system, a hundred bucks would more than suffice, you could probably talk me down to 50 or so.
If it’s visual proof required (beyond just an examination of the befouled fowl sandwich afterwards) the price goes up exponentially.
Yech.
Befowled?
$1.33 and not one penny less!
Defowlered
I’m thinking the sandwich would be befouled, and I’d be the one being befowled.