News that could have been: The Saddam Hussein Sex Tapes!

As if looking like Saddam Hussein isn’t unfortunate enough, an Iraqi gang tried to kidnap Mohamed Bishr and force him to make pornographic videos because of his resemblance to the late dictator.

I suppose a leaked sex tape might be an attempt to boost Saddam’s popularity with the Hilton/Kardashian/whatever fans, but it seems to be a bit late for that.