From Yahoo!'s Weekly World News feed:
http://entertainment.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20030410/104998680005.html
Is it wrong that I’m aroused?
“You asked for a…weapon of mass destruction?”
“Wow, that Scud missile is DEFINITELY longer than allowed under UN Resolutions!”
Sodom Hussein?
I just thank God that the source for this was The Weekly World News.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to throw up.
In other news, Bat-Boy Aids Bush in Critical Decisions Concerning Iraq!
I’ll believe this when I see it. Problem is, I don’t think I want to see it…
How could they tell it was him and not Ron Jeremy? 
Cuz Ron Jeremy aka Khalid Shaikh Mohammed has been captured.
No, that was just a bondage scene.
Hmmm, there was a photo getting e-mailed around showing Saddam, GW Bush, and Osama Bin Laden engaged in a three-way, but at the time I assumed it was just photoshopped. Now, though, since I Read It In the Paper, I realize it must’ve been the real thing!
“We’re from the UN, sir. We’ve come to inspect your missile.”
I don’t believe there’s a porn film in existence where the acting is “actually quite good”.
If you are worried that Sadam may still be alive, the acting was ‘pretty good’. If you are certain that Sadam is dead, then the acting is ‘horrible, even by porn standards’.
I saw that headline in the grocery store checkout aisle. “Saddam Hussein Scandal! His Secret Sex Life! His Gay Porn Videos! He Doesn’t Like Hummus!”.
I mean, sex and gay porn are nothing. To really get the full scandal, you need to add the bit about the hummus.
Saddam is a hummusexual?
Ow! Alright, stop hitting me!
How tedious of WWW to make up this story. Matt & Trey did it first, and better. Saddam and Satan as lovers – pretty funny stuff.
I’ve heard about Saddam’s supposed homosexuality since the early 90’s – albeit from the Weekly World News.
I hear a big Showtime hit in Iraq is Al Queerda As Folk.
In Iraq, though, it’s shown on the Al Jizzerra network.