Newt Gingrich to run for president - has he got a snowball's chance?

Newt doubles down on the bullshit again:

Well, that’s a big, fat lie.

Describing Newt’s past week as “hav[ing] stumbled a little” is like the MP&HG Black Knight’s describing his loss of limbs as “just a flesh wound.”

Black Knight: “I’m invincible!”
King Arthur: “You’re a loony.”

Colbert had John Lithgow come on the show tonight and perform this as a dramatic reading. Pretty damn funny.

In completely hilarity-related news, please please oh PLEASE great lord of bacon tell me that it’s true that Newt’s ringtone is Dancing Queen?

All you naysayers obviously don’t understand the mass grass-roots appeal that Newt Gingrich possesses. Just look at his April 2011 fundraising effort. His PAC took in a whopping $1,040 for the month. That’s right – over $34 a day! Think of the number of first class stamps that can purchase!

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/05/newt_gingrichs_former_pac_took_in_just_34_per_day_in_april.php

He is just demonstrating that he is not beholden to moneyed interests!

I think Obama got that much from the left arm of one of the guests at his last fundraiser.

I would bid more than that for Zsa Zsa’s amputated leg on eBay.

That almost reads like an Onion article… How can the PAC afford to even hire a spokesman to make the statements about the fundraising, at that rate?