Well, that’s a big, fat lie.
Describing Newt’s past week as “hav[ing] stumbled a little” is like the MP&HG Black Knight’s describing his loss of limbs as “just a flesh wound.”
Black Knight: “I’m invincible!”
King Arthur: “You’re a loony.”
Colbert had John Lithgow come on the show tonight and perform this as a dramatic reading. Pretty damn funny.
In completely hilarity-related news, please please oh PLEASE great lord of bacon tell me that it’s true that Newt’s ringtone is Dancing Queen?
All you naysayers obviously don’t understand the mass grass-roots appeal that Newt Gingrich possesses. Just look at his April 2011 fundraising effort. His PAC took in a whopping $1,040 for the month. That’s right – over $34 a day! Think of the number of first class stamps that can purchase!
He is just demonstrating that he is not beholden to moneyed interests!
I think Obama got that much from the left arm of one of the guests at his last fundraiser.
I would bid more than that for Zsa Zsa’s amputated leg on eBay.
That almost reads like an Onion article… How can the PAC afford to even hire a spokesman to make the statements about the fundraising, at that rate?