Next Fall on FOX: *When (nouns)(verb)!*

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Inspired by Mr. Blue Sky in this thread, I thought we could have another round of madlibs.

There’s a little change to this one though. We’ll only do phrases, and after you do the phrase, you can make up another one for the next poster to do (note: you can do previous ones if you like, just make sure to do the one right before yours, and make up a new one too!) I realize it won’t be like actual madlibs, because you can see the phrase you’re inserting the words in, but this way you can make it as funny as you possibly can.

Let’s start with the inspiration for this thread:

When plural noun verb!

(and just because I know you people, I’ll say it first. . .“when idiots post. . .huh huh huh. . .huh huh”)

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When Turkeys Explode!
When Cows Explode!
When Chickens Explode!
When Moose Explode!
When Bunnies Attack!
When Pigs Fly!

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I’m sorry. I didn’t finish reading the OP. I just thought those were funny.
I’ll play for real this time.

The [noun] who/that [verb, past tense]ed the [noun]

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The nun that rocked the mic.

Frankly, my dear, I don’t [verb] a/an [noun].

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Frankly, my dear, I don’t need an eye.

[Verb] your [noun]!

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Coming to FOX this fall…
*When Television Sucks @$$! *

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Disobey your orders!

If I had a [noun] for every [noun] I [past tense verb], I’d be a [adjective] [noun] by now.

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Next on Fox: When sentences are parsed.
By the time I [past tense verb] the [noun] was [gerund] and all the [plural noun] had [past participle].

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There is an obscure UK TV comedy show called the Adam and Joe show which did a couple of parodies of this:
[li]When Vegetables Attack![/li]When Insects Attack (except that the attackers were never insects - they would be slugs(molluscs) or spiders(arachnids) or woodlice(crustaceans) - and the show would start to fall apart once this was pointed out to the presenter, very funny but I guess you had to be there.

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By the time I posted, the thread was dying, and all the cool posters had gone.

Sigh. It’s always the way.

When the [adjective] [noun] [verb ending in ‘s’], you know it’s time to [verb] the [noun].

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:: shocks thread once…and again ::

When the hyperactive newbie blunders, you know it’s time to bring the smackdown.

I’m [verb ending in “ing”] in the [noun], just [verb ending in “ing”] in the [noun].

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Wicked witch of the west: I’m singeing in the rain, just singeing in the rain

[sub]O.K., even I know that was bad[/sub]
[plural noun] gone [adjective]…caught on [noun]!

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Dopers gone wild . . . caught on 8mm!

Hell, I’d pay to see that one. . .

Tripler
When [adjective] [plural nouns] go [adjective] with [plural nouns].

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When the [proverbial] [sh*t] [hits] the proverbial fan,
you know it’s time to [repaint] the proverbial [walls].

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When cracked-out politicians go crazy with cigars.

DaLovin’ Dj