I know that this has been done before, but rather than bumping up an old thread, I figured I’d start a new one.
Here’s my idea for the next one:
Star Trek: The Wrath of Montalban
It opens at a Star Trek convention hosting the surviving members of the TOS crew and Ricardo Montalban on the 25th anniversary of the release of ST II: TWoK. During the Q&A session everyone in the audience asking questions is just kissing Shatner’s ass about the movie, telling him that he’s a great actor, etc., etc. When someone finally gets around to asking a question for Montalban, it’s about whether or not that was really his chest we saw in ST II: TWoK. This puts Montalban over the edge. He goes into a tirade about being the better actor and works himself into a froth about how people seem to be more interested in if he was wearing plastic tits than anything else about his career.
He then storms of the stage, promising Khan like vengence against Shatner. The rest of the movie is one great big riff on ST II: TWoK with Montalban and Shatner basically adopting the roles and mannerisms they had in the film. (We can be nice and let Montalban win, this time, though, but we will give Shatner a better death scene than he had in Generations.)
Comments? Or anyone have a better idea for the next Star Trek film (assuming there is one)?