Week 3 is here. We’re starting to learn a bit more about these teams, but there are still a ton of questions. Is Tua really a 6 td guy, or was that a fluky game (both) What the fuck is wrong with Kyle Pitts (Arthur Smith is an idiot)? Why does Cincinnati’s offensive line hate Joe Burrow so much (he’s on pace for 100 sacks this season)? Is it a quarter of a billion dollar Russell Wilson or rookie coach Nathaniel Hackett who needs to change it up to get the offense going in Denver (Russ ain’t helping). And why do I have so many questions.
Mike Evans gets suspended one game for going after Marshon Lattimore to fight. (For my favorite, watch Andre Johnson landing haymakers to Asshole Extraordinaire Courtland Finnegan. Jalen Hurts actually impressed me passing the ball this weekend. And, my favorite thing of this week, Eli Manning goes undercover as a walk-on QB for the Penn State Nittany Lions. Great work.
Some … football … games this weekend. Let’s take a look:
THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL
Pittsburgh Steelers (+3.5) vs. Cleveland Browns (-3.5)
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 25
Early
New Orleans Saints (-2.5) vs. Carolina Panthers (+2.5)
Houston Texans (+2.5) vs. Chicago Bears (-2.5)
Kansas City Chiefs (-5.5) vs. Indianapolis Colts (+5.5)
Buffalo Bills (-5.5) vs. Miami Dolphins (+5.5)
Detroit Lions (+6.5) vs. Minnesota Vikings (-6.5)
Baltimore Ravens (-2.5) vs. New England Patriots (+2.5)
Cincinnati Bengals (-5.5) vs. New York Jets (+5.5)
Las Vegas Raiders (-2.5) vs. Tennessee Titans (+2.5)
Philadelphia Eagles (-6.5) vs. Washington Commanders (+6.5)
Late
Jacksonville Jaguars (+6.5) vs. Los Angeles Chargers (-6.5)
Los Angeles Rams (-3.5) vs. Arizona Cardinals (+3.5)
Atlanta Falcons (+1.5) vs. Seattle Seahawks (-1.5)
Green Bay Packers (+1.5) vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-1.5)
SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL
San Francisco 49ers (-1.5) vs. Denver Broncos (+1.5)
MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL
Dallas Cowboys (+1.5) vs. New York Giants (-1.5)
To be honest, maybe I’ll take a break this week. I’m not seeing a lot of interesting games. For Thursday, while I enjoy watching Mitchell Trubisky look lost after his first read, it’s gotten a bit boring for my taste. Boring like watching Najee Harris get less than 4 ypc. Although I’ll be rooting against the Browns, I don’t have a lot of interest in watching the game. Although that Nick Chubb is fun to watch run, and Myles Garrett is a bad man.
Of the early Sunday games, I’d might check out the Lions/Vikings just to see if either team is for real. The Bills/Dolphins game might be worth a check in, just to see if the Dolphins have taken the next step. Of the late games, of course the Packers/Bucs should be interesting, but not what I had hoped. Neither team is at full strength, neither team is playing all that well, and Rodgers v. Brady has lost some of its appeal. Still, it could be a fantastic game, we will see.
Sunday night, to me, is more interesting as both the Niners and the Broncos have high hopes for the season, but neither has shown much. Trey Lance’s ankle injury is the best thing that could have happened for Kyle Shannahan. It might just have saved him from flushing a Super Bowl contending roster down the tubes to chase his hubris. And I haven’t seen the Broncos as they (and I) try to figure out what exactly is going on. I’ve always like Russell Wilson (Wisconsin player, seems to be an aww shucks kinda lovable goofball), but I’m wondering if his ego/desire to be the focal point of everything is costing the Broncos. Hopefully we’ll know more on Monday
Cowboys/Giants. Whatever. If I wanted to watch mediocrity surrounded by overindulgent, delusional fans, I’d watch Breaking Bad again.
So, let’s hear from you. Which players have you confused (is Amon St. Brown really, really good?) . What have you figured out that nobody is talking about (Lamar Jackson is going to break the bank) Where’s you money being invested this week (I really like the Eagles to just crush the Commanders)? Share!