NFL 2023-2024: Super Bowl 58

Jesus saves.

And you think they’d be better off with Blaine Gabbart?

Hmm. Being able to control gravity at will like that seems like something that would break the internet, Beyonce or no.

If the Chiefs don’t find their way soon they might need those commercials?

Satan invests.

Dang, save for that one TD play in the first half this one has been ugly.

The receivers aren’t open, so he can’t throw it quicker.

Depressing game. Both teams are shooting themselves in the foot. Some good defense, which is nice, but the Chiefs offense is pathetic, and the Niners are fine, but not impressive in the least.

At least the score is close, but, ugh, theres some bad football.

Temu’s ad runs for the third time so far. If you’re going to invest $21 million or more on placement, maybe also invest in a second ad?

One of my favorite coaches would pull out the best players for a mental tuneup and then put them back in. Right now Mahomes is getting flattened or missing his throws. That mental realignment is supposed to happen at half time but so far it’s not happening.

But you remembered it. That’s the only point.

With 8:45 to go in the third quarter, we have the first first down of the second half

Mahomes is hitting his stride.

Looking better. Maybe it was the streaker.

Nice field goal.

Very difficult to get 60 yards of carry on a kick that low (and won’t even mention how easy such is to block).

Lol I don’t think Andy is going to bench Mahomes, despite what some chud boomer fans think.

It was also a high snap. KC holder did a great job of getting the ball down.

The snap was high, but they got it done.

Benching Mahomes could break the Internet.