Nic Cage as everyone - either a dream or a nightmare.

Nic Cage as everyone more internet frivolity.

Nightmare. < shudder >

Nooooooo! Not danny trejo !!!

Oh God, Nic Cage as Pamela Anderson. No. Noooooooooo!

This was almost a good enough idea to hold my interest to the bottom of the first page.

That’s just offensive.

There was already too much Nic Cage in this world before that.

I thought the OP was going to be about a remake of “Being John Malkovich”

OK, I laughed at “Mary.”

Oh man, thanks for the good laugh.

As much as I despise Nic Cage, the website was actually laugh out loud funny for me. The photos were done better than I would have expected also.

ETA: The one that really got me was “Nic Cage as George, John, Ringo, and Paul.”

Cage Cage Cage.

Cage Cage Cage Cage Cage

Cage

Cage Cage Cage.

Malkovich.