Nice hat! What is that, beaver?

[Kalhoun]

@lissener

What’s up with Chuck Norris? Hasn’t he ever looked in the mirror? Doesn’t he have any friends who’d take him aside and gently say, “Dude, you got roadkill on yo’ haid!”

And what’s the deal with Burt Reynolds? And Charlton Heston? Do these guys all go to the same taxidermist?

Who am I missing here?

Who are the guys in the next generation who are most likely to put a Daniel Boone hat on their head and call it hair? Nicholas Cage? Colin Ferrel? k.d. lang?

What I don’t understand is why these rich guys don’t go with the hair transplant. Like Ted Danson, for instance. He’s got harvest-worthy hair, yet he continues to wear a piece. Ditto on Burt. And Nick.