Nicknames you give your pets..

Louie: aka Lou, The Beast, Foofy Cat
India: aka LBC (“Little Black Cat,” although “Lazy Black Cat” is also a possibility)

My 15-year-old, tuxedo-ed cat Tosha:

Tosh
Tish-Tosh
ToshCat
The Toshinator
Toshatron
Toshanatron
Puke Face

…but usually we call her Kitten (or Kitton, like the aliens on The Simpsons).

I just remembered - we also call Andy “Tick-Tick” for the sound he makes walking on the wood floor.

Our corgi mix, Max Power, is known as:

Maxy
Maxter
Maxwell
M
Little Man
Little Guy
Baby Dog
Honeybear (H-Bear, Bear, Teh Honeybear in email)
Ass Face
The Frotterist

We have a brown and white border collie mix named Ginger. When Star Wars, Episode One, came out, we started calling her Gin Jar-Binks. Now a lot of times it is just “Binks”. She seems to like it.

Sydney Sapphire Churchill, the English bulldog, is known as

Syd
Stripey Butt
Little Miss
Smelly Dog
Snuffles
Cutey Patootie with the Stripey Booty

Zaney the cat is aka

Empress
My Little Kitty Buddy
Your Worship

Our yellow lab mix dog (5 years) is Zoe. Nicknames include:

  • Zissou (like Steve Zissou, “Life Aqautic”)
  • Zoba Giordano
  • Zobers
  • Zobe
  • Zoesaphina
  • Zoben
  • Sally Jane