There’s this one guy running around who uses SPOOFE as his user name. I hear he’s rather sexy, and has a gigantic penis, t’boot.
agreed
i said it one time and everyone in my vicinity cracked up like mad. they thought i was being original.
another fan favorite is ‘oh, john the baptist with a side of fries, man’ rather than swearing like a sailor all the time (like i do)
Particle Will gets my vote, with Pezpunk coming in a close second.
There are lots more that I really like, but those two are the bee’s knees!
I’ve always been fond of Cecil Adams as a username; I just know it’s a reference to something, but I can never quite place it. Maybe it’s from an old sitcom or something. That guy doesn’t post much, though.
Actually, I find that MOST usernames are nifty, including the plain ones, which are kind of like the straight lines supporting the jokier names.
Among the recently registered, 404 Error has to be my favorite name.
What weirded me out is that, since I always confuse SfT and SftD, I thought SfT was saying he/she was cool. (Sorry, both of you. I know one of you is female and the other is male, but for the life of me I can never remember!)
I like the Catch-22 ones…Milossarian and Doc Daneeka. Tipper Keanu Ann Tyler 2 is a good name. I like TheNewbie if only for the fact that someday he won’t be a newbie, and then he’ll have to change his name to TheReg.
Thanks for the mentions, all. 
My name is my only claim to fame.
(While perusing the board for names [I never remember the names I like when threads like this come up], I saw we have a firefoxgrrl. How am I supposed to keep her and ladyfoxfyre straight now? Ay chihuahua.)
takes a bow
why thank you Wolfie. i think your name is cool too. makes me think of a crystallized animal of the canine persuasion… 
i think Crunchy Frog is a really nifty name… [sub]especially since i like my frogs nice and crunchy… mmmmmmm…[/sub] ducks
FairyChatMom’s conjures up an image of a fairy surfing message boards and yelling at a son/daughter to “shut up and do your homework”… teehee ducks again
and Sue Duhnym’s is strangely apt…
i bet i’ll think of more exactly five minutes after posting…
My Top Two Favs:
1.) El Kabong
2.) FireUnderpantsBoobs
My Bottom One:
-1.) Anal Scurvy
We have a newish Doper called typo mna which tickles me no end.
The only nicks I don’t like, are the ones I can’t pronounce in my head as I read. There’s a smart guy called Tricor somnething of something, and I can’t undestand or pronounce him. Consequently, my mental picture of him is a blur.
doesn’t everybody have mental pictures of the posters in your minds?
Redboss
uh, ya mean Bosda? don’t worry, i can’t pronounce OR remember his full dopername either…
i have a mental image of Redboss as the Big Daddy’s boss, painted red. :eek:
ducks
I got mentioned… “zoinks.” I must admit, though, that I was quite shocked to notice after my first post that there was another user named “Albert Rose.” No… my name isn’t Albert. It would be Alex… oh well. Where are you from, anyway, Albert?
I think Anal Scurvy is neat. As others have mentioned, it just screams troll, but s/he’s not.
Also, SqrlCub is interesting. I always read it as “Squirrel Cub”, but that doesn’t make sense. Still, a nice username.
Plus, FireUnderpantsBoobs arouses me.
I like Grandfather Trout. It sounds really cool.
Holy Florking Shnit!
=^>^= misfit#57 and misfit#57? Is there a joke I am missing?
ARose and AlbertRose?
Damn, 18,000 people and we have repeat names.
And I love Typo mna!
Awesome! I have a fan club!
FireUnderpantsBoobs, I learned a little while ago that we had a firefoxgrrl, and it upset me greatly. The only thing I can say is that…well, my name’s better than hers, so nya-nya-nya!
J/k
The misfits are the same person. The Roses are not.
Isn’t there rools about that?
Thou shall not have two user names, or suffer the wrath of TubaDiva, Lynn Bodoni
How can you tell? The names are so similar! :eek:
Lamia has a cool name because I automatically read it as Labia. 
Hey, thanks for the ringing endorsement It’s actually from a Paul Monette quote… “Live without hate but not without rage.”
I like Esprix and Rue DeDay a lot.
Just saw a new one - You’re aptly named!
And whatever happened to Don’t poke the bear, Dad!?