Anyone know the lyrics to this Scottish song?
Nope.
Had you all excited when you saw someone had replied hey?
I have not found it on-line. I would suggest hitting your local library, looking for a set of the complete poems of Robert Burns. (That one tends to be edited out of less-than-complete collections.)
Nine inches of what? Oh, I know, nine inch nails!
Uuh… right! 
Ahahahha! Now I understand the double driving…now true! Greatly appreciate your research on what is now the Kiffa National Anthem.
::she reverently curtsies long and low; then gleefully hie tails off to bed::