But it would be funnier to see him, in his last breath, play “Taps” on the piano keys hanging from his teeth.
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- You will complete the move without incident, performing all that physical labor, then sit down to rest your weary bones and reward yourself with some Jalapeno flavored potato chips. Terminal wolf-ass. What a painful way to go.
Yes, but after he puts away the umbrella, he’ll take a step to the left.
And get hit by a falling anvil.
Have fun moving, Scylla. It’s one of my most unfavorite activities.
Oddly enough, I considered the grand piano angle, but I didn’t figure Scylla for the musical type. I tried hard to conjure up the image of him in white tie and tails taking his place on a glossy piano bench, thrilling one and all with his masterful performance… but I couldn’t reconcile it. It just didn’t fit. So I had to go with the safe. I forgot to mention it says Acme on the door.
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- Moving trucks disturb a nest of angry killer bees causing them to attack.
-me
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An unregarded splinter from a packing crate works its way into the bloodstream, blocking a vital artery.
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Extremely rare fungus on out of date food (the only food left after all else is packed) gives you a deadly flesh eating disease.
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- You will move into a Hollywood-style haunted house, and be the first to die at the hands of malign ghouls because of your obvious vices.
- Perhaps after cooking a nice dinner you will forget to turn off the oven and be rewarded with a crispy demise?
30.Perhaps you’ll be driving the moving truck to your new home when suddenly…
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- Forgetting to disconnect the electric fence you go to relieve yourself near the barn and end up electrocuted with your pants down.
It’s called a “cliffhanger”, Eater.
:shrug: Sorry **World Eater[b/], I thought it was funny at the time…
:shrug: Sorry **World Eater[b/], I thought it was funny at the time…
32: Victim of a senseless Amish drive-by shooting. “clip clop, clip clop, bang, clip clop clip clop”
Never thought I could ever use that joke.
33: New owner of the house is Coolio, attempting to understand Amish Paradise. Scylla is forced to take the fall for an accidental shooting.
34: People filming Wizard of Oz IV: The Forest Strikes Back nearby need a mysterious hanging corpse for the climax of the movie. Scylla volunteered.
So, uh, has anyone heard from Scylla?
:eek:
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Would it be bad of me to say that this thread makes me think “what would you do for a Klondike Bar?”
It’s getting a bit weird. Scylla hasn’t returned to tell us what did him in.
I think our pal has just been temporarily laid low by a collision with the absurd. Here’s hoping he’ll be back soon with a report.
I layin’ odds on the Nazi Groundhogs. They’ve got him tied to a stake in the midst of a cornfield, ready to set fire to the logs piled 'round by their stoodges, the Amish Mafia.