Anyone with the time and skill want to create the Hashishi Falafel House ?
Or maybe the Thuggee Stuffed Nan Emporium ?
You filthy unwashed thing you!
Can you be suggesting that anything can possibly compete with Ninja Burger, delivering tasty burgers and cola in thirty minutes or less whether you want it or not? A-hahahaha! I laugh!
McDonalds has the Ronald McDonald House, for sick children.
Is Ninja Burger the sponsor of the Tempura House for Lightly Battered Women?
But Hashishi Falafals offers 50 beautiful virgins* to its regular customers. Ninja Burger cannot offer such incentives.
*Allah willing
Do you really need 50 virgins? Ninja Burger can provide you with a greasy burger wrapper and a handful of ketchup packets, and you can recreate the experience in the privacy of your own home.
Ninja Burger - where the only poor taste is from the jokes.
Do you need to return the fifty virgins in the same condition you received them?
Sticks his hand up
Yup - me. 
you could probably rope paulberserker in as well for any artwork
One vote for the Sicarii Sub Station.
Hashishi Falafal house aught to have a good hookha smoking section. Delivery by belly dancing Houri at an additional fee. Perhaps Turkish Delight in the ‘Old Man fo the Dessert’ menu section.
The virgins* are yours to keep for eternity.
[size =1]* virgins may be substituted for sweet white dried grapes, at the management’s discression[/size]