Ninjas are tired. Pirates are played out. What's next?

Please, we’re trying to inject a small dose of reality here…you might as well wish for Libertarians in Capes! :smiley:

No true Scotsman would consort with Ninjas.

I’d like to guess Time Lords (Dr. Who is getting enormously popular) and Gods (tenth anniversary re-release of Neil Gaiman’s American Gods).

Wombats. Possibly steampunk wombats.

Band Name!

Possibly Steampunk Wombats

Feral jungle people

Mermen and mermaids

Naiades

Cowboys. Bikers. Native Americans. Sailors. Motorcycle cops. Construction workers.

Now you’re just listing the members of the Village People.
Waitaminit…if you make them GAY, we could update them for this modern age!

By Jove, you just might be ON to something!