NNOOOOOO!! Nekkid old people! MY EEEETTTTEEEESSS! With (SFW) link.

Old people publish nekkid calender, to support historical society.

Link is work safe.
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/07161/792330-58.stm
SLICE OUT MY EEEEEYYYYEESSS! :eek:

Your eyes or your etes? :slight_smile:

I think he meant to type “testes.” Or maybe “esses,” but I don’t know if he’s Mexican, and anyway, I’m not sure what he’d be asking in that case.

“Et” is Pittsburghese for “eat.”

The old people can be naked if they want to!

Naked is for everyone, not just for Christmas.
Except me; my mother would kill me!

Ooh. Wrinkly.

I hope you all get old and read a message board where people put you down endlessly.

Something wrong with your eettteees? Call in an upholsterer maybe?

Try a nude beach sometime, you’ll get yourself several eyefuls of saggy old flesh that’s not coyly hidden behind pink umbrellas – although it is often coyly hidden behind itself. If you get my drift.

I’m 41 & single and – having tired of being set up on dates with neurotic, unfun women in their late 30s looking for a male to immediately give them 2.5 children and a renewed sense of purpose – I find myself having recurrent fantasies about hot, accomplished, postmenopausal 55-year-old women. I’m starting to find the sensible bob a turn-on. Sally Field in those drug commercials would be about the ideal here. I may start lurking in the parking lots of Curves with a spring of black cohosh tucked behind my ear.

So: I would not have gotten my testosterone-poisoned 25-year-old brain around it, but I now see clearly that there are people in this world who will find this calendar spanking material of the highest order. I will probably soon join them. It will be pathetic and appalling to people in their teens and twenties, but look at all the crap they like. Given the choice of Nicole Richie or Nancy Pelosi, I am heading to Washington with clean fingernails and buffet coupons.

Bosda, have you ever taken a life-drawing class? Often the nude models are old. And… it doesn’t matter.

Besides, old people are easier to draw. They have lines.

Hmm…the lady behind the piano was looking pretty good to me. I hope I look that good when I’m 84! I reckon it’s a hoot, I’d buy one.

Nothing wrong with getting old.

Cheers,
G

If I wasn’t a chick I’d paint this on my spacious white ass.

See, this is the problem with mandatory clothing laws:

We forget what we really look like as human beings, and start to believe there’s something wrong with it.

I’ll admit that since I hit puberty at the age of 12, senior citizens aren’t my first choice of viewing material (give me adolescent gymnasts any day), but there is beauty in every age bracket.

I am totally ordering one of these. The females of my species deserve to be appreciated.

(I don’t know what “eeeetttteeeesss” are, but they sound naughty.)

You go girl! Not hardly my choice of viewing material, but it’s great to see them being proud of their sexuality.

Sometimes I think that instead of having lived 44 years, Bosda has lived one year 44 times.

Wow, what a lovely fundraising idea. All the women seem so interesting and accomplished, as the story notes. Not just pretty faces! I’d certainly want a copy if I lived in that town. I know in a small community it can be tough to do things outside the norm, but I’m glad to hear they just did it. There’s beautiful because you have a crisp, new, shiny airbrushed body, and there’s beautiful because you’re full of character and life and willing to do exciting new things at any age. The latter lasts a lot longer than the former.

Anybody mentioned “Calendar Girls” yet? And the British WI members who did their own nude calendar (on which the film was based)?

We’ve done charity calendars in various states of undress before, they always go down very well!

Hmm. I don’t see what the problem is. I saw the article yesterday and my first thought was “I must have that calendar!” Older women are eye-popping gorgeous. (Or ete-popping if you’re Bosda)

I’d take an evening out with one of those women over some nubile 20 year old any day.

Charles Dickens once said that every wrinkle " is a notch in the quiet calendar of a well-spent life."

I’d buy it just so I could have the chance to say “Monongahela Historical Society” out loud. I’d say it several times a day. I think I will, anyway.

Monongahela Historical Society

Monongahela Historical Society

Monongahela Historical Society

whee!

I’m fairly offended by the OP as well, and I’m only 35. We’re all going to look like that one day, and I don’t really like the implication that once you’re not taut and sleek you’re automatically hideous to the level of someone gouging one’s eyes out. I’m glad these women are happy enough with their bodies to pose like that.

Honestly, there are some people who would be sexy naked when they are old and wrinkled, and some people you couldn’t pay me to look at naked at any age.

I have to wonder how many people are beating down Bosda’s door begging for the chance to see him naked. :dubious: