No Animals on the Funny Farm, Especially During the Holidays

So I finally made it out. The break was difficult, but if you time it just right (like when the guards ain’t lookin’), then it’s not too bad. Certainly isn’t like you’d think it would be in a place where they piece out your shampoo and take away your shoestrings. Thank Og that I had my Sooper Sekrit Speshul invisable cloak ™ that I’d borrowed from one of them there satanic novels. I used that for the getaway and I’ve got to thank Mr. Harry for the loan.

:stuck_out_tongue:

Anyway, joking aside, as the lovely Jaceson (who I simply call wonderfool – what?) explained, I had a bit of a rough beginning but things slowly did improve. Except on Christmas day, when I was pretty much the only one there. Apparently most of the other patients had been shunted out as quickly as possible, like thieves in the night, and all I can assume is a vast insurance conspiracy. :eek: I’ve had my medication jacked with and I’m eager to see if that helps. I’ll also shortly be seeing a New and Improved (now with more wit!) psychiatrist. They ( ::: cue ominous music ::: ) felt too that my current therapist might not be as helpful as I feel. However, I adore him and that’s been an unbelievable miracle in my long-ass trek to find anyone that was even remotely decent. So we’ll see.

Other than that, I did scarf down plenty of cheesecake (I’m sorry that there’s none left!) and fawn over my gift from the fellow mentioned above. He got me this terrific pendant/charm thingie that breaks in half. Quaint I know. :smiley: Therefore, his says “best” (of course) and mine obviously says “friend.” I am truly a blessed girl.

Now on to the much heartfelt thanks (in order of threads that gasp!, he didn’t know what to call or how to do) …

NinetyWt – The card was beautiful. It was printed out and hung above my bed. For kicking this off too. It could’ve easily died in oblivion without your generosity.

Ferret Herder, Shirley Ujest, norinew, twickster, Kalhoun, Left Hand of Dorkness – Your sweet words help to make a tough situation bearable and to ease the lonliness late at night. To think that you established members even knew who I was absolutely made my day. I’m so very grateful.

SHAKES – Damn man, don’t you know that Mickey D’s sucks fetid toes? And the only thing okay there is their McNuggets. I never. But I am sorry that they took another opportunity to stick to us little people. Jerks. I’ll be fighting back on your behalf.

DfrntBreign – Archway cookies! You are a god and I’ll worship forevah. I really appreciate such a new poster stopping by to perk up my day.

Kythereia – I know you guys sometimes get teased about haning out here in MPSIMS, but let me just say that I’ve got tons of respect for those {{{hugs}}}. Many a time I’ve passed up adding my “me too” to something like this because there was already so much or I’m a nobody or whatever. After y’all’s example, which was balm for the soul, I won’t do that again in the future if I’m aware.

[And no, I’m not talking about those black holes. Silly rabbits!]

TubaDiva & SkipMagic – I apologize for all the hoopla. He really didn’t know and was just trying to help. I appreciate that it was straightened out for him and he’s now been duly chastised with wet noodles and Play-Dough.

Annie-Xmas – I loves me some of my very first Secret Santa recipient. You’re such a doll! ::: waves :::

Good grief that’s long. But I’m sure no one expected any less, huh? I’ll continue throwing accolades and confetti in the next post for those brave souls who contributed to the ominous Thread Two.

Ahem.

Anaamika – I think you now have an admirer. It was that whole ‘cute’ thing that did it. :wink: Which made all this the more cooler.

Sternvogel – I’m gonna faint! Someone actually reads the drivel that I write and looks forward to it?? Perhaps you were just being kind. But hey, that’s alright by me. That especially made me happy.

eleanorigby, Shodan and another fresh meat, I mean newbie Cranky Hermit – I suppose it would be redundant to say that you all rock. Ah, who cares? You guys rock. I know no higher compliment in my dorky world.

Queen Tonya – We’re not even gonna talk about my only saving grace food-wise. Nope, just ain’t happening. :smiley: And since you’ve appeared more than once to hold up my hiney, this really meant something special to me.

Next, I’d like to send a shout out to everyone who emailed… inkleberry, Siege (I’m thrilled you loved the present!) and my numero uno Hermit (the mad one) for going through the extra trouble to be even more specific and offer up all that support and love. I promise that I’ll be getting back to you all soon, personally, when I’m still not feeling drugged. And no, that’s not in a good way.

Also, Maureen almost knocked me over with a feather. I didn’t know I had a partner-in-crime for my Pit ventures, but I’m ecstatic that it’s you! I’m really glad I had you fightin’ by my side in my most recent (only, I hope) quasi-meltdown. That was wonderful.

Aside from all the Kodak moments I’m having here, I wanted to say hello to Zoe who Jaceson very sweetly tried to corall for me. She is my angel and I’ll be searching for her around the boards. But not stalkerish, I swear! Now where did I leave my binoculars and gag? :stuck_out_tongue:

Again, thank you everyone. I don’t care how corny this sounds, but I love this place and it’s denizens. You’re all great and incredibly awesome to come through in (another of) my time(s) of need. Brightest future for the next year! It’s certainly deserved.

WOO! You’re back! jumps, pounces, and snogs

It’s good to see you round here again :wink: gleefully bouncing

Yay! Welcome back!

Hooray, you’re back!

I am so very glad you made it through the dark nasty crap, and the offer for an ear still stands if you need one.

Nice to see you back, and give a hello to the wonderfool Jaceson for us as well. :slight_smile:

Yay! You’re back! We missed you terribly.

I’d give ya a hug, but don’t get too close, I got a case of the 2005/2006 ick. My ick is so powerful the doctors can’t fix it, that or they’re lining their pockets with my deductible.

It’s great to see you back, post away!

I’m glad you’re back!

Your back! No, not you’re back - your back! Your Back! SOMETHING IS CRAWLING UP YOUR BACK!

Welcome, back.

Welcome back.

Regards,
Shodan

Yay Faithfool! I’m so glad you’re back and posting! Jaceson seems to be a really terrific friend, and I must agree with Anaamika, he was SO cute!

Welcome back, Faithfool. I wish you all the best. Hapy New Year.