detop, since when do Canadians need an excuse to make fun of Toronto? 
Do you think we’ll ever let them live the army thing down? Probably not, it’s just too much fun to let go.
The following is a message from Marley23:
We have circled the wagons and we’re trying to keep the fire lit. We have enough buffalo jerky to last a fortnight. If General Custer’s reinforcements arrive, all should be well. If the Pawnee strike before dawn, I fear we are doomed.
P.S. New Jersey smells like pee.
I’m sittin’ here in Philly in an oasis of cool brightness, surrounded by darkness and heat.
Okay, not exactly but allow me some poetic license here…
Im in toronto, and just got power a little while ago, who knows how long it will last though.
We got juice on up here in the Hudson Valley around 10:50-11:00p.m.
Newsflash: New Jersey ALWAYS smells like pee.
I’m proud of my Oreo fetish. 
I don’t smell any pee.
–Green Peen
“the electricity is back” No shit…we could tell, the boards suck again
oh well, we had fun while it lasted
See.
I told you those Dopers on the East Coast would never find out if we talked about them!
BTW, rumor has it that the real cause of the blackout was 25 New Yorkers all doing a search on the SDMB about Gigli at the same time.
Oh yeah? Well all of us without power used smoke signals to talk about the rest of you.
Liar. Smoke is illegal in NYC.
Maybe you did hand puppets with flashlights on the ferry to New Jersey?
Nah, this is NYC. We used Argon Vapor Lasers to write messages to each other on the surface of the moon.
Silly. Hand puppets. How provincial.
Oh really? Then why do I see big fat flat crayon wrapper peelings on the floor at your feet?
Honey, I’d need a hovercraft to get to New Jersey.