No good, lying ass bitch.

A bit of history before I start: My ex-girlfriend had stolen all of my passwords to my email, Irc, and ICQ. I just found out about it Monday night.

What the fuck? Couldn’t take the fact that I no longer cared? Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned? As Lucien used to say, That dog don’t hunt.

You steal my passwords, invade my privacy, send nasty email to friends and family under my name, and Loki knows what else. How dare you! You couldn’t just let go, you had to get some sort of last attack.

Don’t you remember that I said that we were not going to make it as a couple, and would like to part as friends? Some friend! Good thing Hugin and Munin decided to be good Hrafn and tell me that you told them that you had my passwords!

Oh, but thats not all! You tell Herkule tonight that I was seeing my ex-ex girlfriend the whole time. That was stupid and laughable. They know the story of how rotten she was, and that I would never waste my time on her again.

I would have never known if you hadn’t panicked when you saw the emails between Karohtkee and I. I guess her picture must have really made you angry. Well HAHA, it wasn’t even close to what you think happend. I will spend no more time and energy on you, bitch. May you live in interesting times!

That’s a pretty shitty thing to do, but how did she get your passwords in the first place?

Hmmm…Having been the victim of a bad break up myself a time or two I have to again ask…uh, HOW did she get your passwords and all? Is she a computer expert, a hacker? Or were you really so silly (and in the grips of love) you gave her full access?

Hon, trust me, chalk this up to a bad, bad deal and in the future, NEVER, ever, EVER again give anyone access to your computer.

?But I just want to check my e-mail.?

Fine. Log them into the site, stand behind them. Really, giving anyone free ride on your home PC is akin to giving them your wallet. If it were me? In about five minutes, with your home PC, I could know more about you than your mother does.

No access means no problems. Love means never having to say you?re sorry. But full ride computer access often means you ARE sorry.

Best!

Byz

Okay, so I know you’re into viking mythology, but tell me, who are all these people, really? Friends? Family? Just curious.

And I have to echo the “oh, man that really sucks!” If someone even sees me entering my password in anything, I want to change it immediately. Just paranoid that something might happen. I hope this is the end of her messing with you.

So, how do we know Aristides isn’t really his girlfriend, huh?

:wink:

How do we know that Aristides doesn’t have multiple personality disorder. Maybe he is his ex-girlfriend–literally. That would explain how “she” got his passwords, no?

By the thread title I thought this was going to be a Fishbone appreciation thread.

Byz!!!

When did you sneak in!!!

Great to have you back, m’dear!!! :))
To the OP: change all your passwords, and spread evil malicious lies about your ex. Forget conventional wisdom. 2 wrongs do make a right and Revenge is a dish best served boiling rage hot.

Pity you had to learn this lesson the hard way - don’t give out your passwords. If you do, the very instant the person who knows them becomes an ex-anything (friend/girlfriend/spouse/etc.), change them. If you’re the one who’s initiating the ex-status, change them before you break the bad news, if possible.

My husband knows my password to my home E-mail account, in case something bad would happen (my untimely death, for instance) or whatever. But you bet that if we broke up, that password would change fast.

And revenge is also best when served with only one mythological allusion.