I didn’t think that was actually gonna look like a link!:eek:
My point, exactly!
But to explain, evilbeth, the tape presumably consists of film of women partying in public, not random flashers. The clips I’ve seen in the ad bear this out. But I have a very strong suspicion that people go to events like Mardi Gras and spring break hangouts with cameras specifically to catch not-thinking-too-clearly women flashing. That strikes me as pathetic. By both parties.
tatertot, trust me! Men like tits! Big ones (though not too big, IMHO), medium ones, and small ones! My first girlfriend had big ones, and yes they were fun to play with… but the girl I have pledged to spend the rest of my life with has rather small ones, and I thank God every time I can convince her that it’s playtime! 
There isn’t a straight guy on this planet who would look at small breasts and say, “Nah… no thanks! Too small!”
Now: regarding the OP. I did happen to see one of those ads when I was in the states for a week over Christmas (what are the odds?), and it is pretty fucking pathetic! If you want porn, then dammit get porn! I would never buy one of those tapes. If, however, I was at someone’s house and they popped one of them into the VCR… I’d watch. Purely from scientific interest, of course…
spooje, I clicked on your link, and was duely disappointed… 
FTR: I was just joking about my self-esteem being damaged. Trust me, that is not one of the taterproblems. 
And those ads might be pathetic and sleazy, but I’ve seen more pathetic and more sleazy, so I’d not really something I’m going to get bothered by.
It would be preferable if they waited until the girls were sober and got them to sign a release, but IMO if I were flashing people at a public event I wouldn’t go crying if somebody taped me. Then again, I’m kind of funny about taking responsiblities for one’s own actions.
And, finally everybody knows it’s www.taternavelcam.com! Duh!
Oh, it’s a joke!
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Tatertot,
Having pledged never to start another belly button thread you now taunt me with a false Tater navel link. I see how you are now.
You know, it strikes me that if you actually are physically capable of getting your bra in a twist while it is in situ, you have no problems in the endowment department.
But hey, what do I know? I’m just a fag. But I’m sure you have absolutely lovely breasts, for a woman
What have I done?
Not only have I participated in hijacking another thread, something I’ve vowed never to do again, I’ve also brought up the taternavel.
On the plus side, I got a Canadian Homosexual Political Candidate to compliment my boobies, and that’s no small accomplishment.
I think this is the commercial that Mr. Scarlett saw on Christmas night, on Comedy Central no less, while my friend whose family we had invited for the day was packing up her 3-year-old in the front hallway and her 13-year-old daughter was standing in the living room next to him.
Poor Mr. Scarlett didn’t know whether he or Lily was more embarrassed.
DAMN! Another link that goes nowhere, but gets Astroboy all in a dither at the prospect of carnal teasing!!
heavy sigh
I sense a story, tater… care to share??
BTW: “SMALL ACCOMPLISHMENT”!! Hehehehehehehehehehehe! I get it!
So much attention about what is, after all, just a pair of modified sweat glands!
Yet, I must admit, I’ve rewarded an unveiling or two at Mardi Gras myself…
I totally agree with Lizard that selling these tapes as jack-off material is totally lame. I second the “Get real porn” motion. Plus, as a chick who has flashed on Mardi Gras (in Baltimore, not New Orleans), I am totally grossed out by the thought that someone might be videotaping this, then selling it, & not giving me a cut of the action.
However, I am confused about the OP’s point about the vapid grin…I mean, what face am I supposed to make when I flash my boobs? Should I make a mean scary face? Or a somber serious one? Lizard, you have to help me out on this one, cuz Mardi Gras is just weeks away…
Back to the OP,
Lizard asks:
And who buys <a “Girls Gone Wild” video>? Haven’t they ever heard of porn??
Perhaps the buyers of this sort of film are buying it specifically because it “isn’t porn”. They may be viewing it as trouble-free voyeurism. Seems to me the market for this film would be the kind of person who is intensely aroused by the accidental flash rather than the consumer of hard-core porn. There must be a market for this type of …uh…(can I buy a noun here?) as I’ve seen commercials for other similar videos since the early 90’s (when I got cable). I don’t think the purchasers of this…video are any more or less losers than the people who watch “regular porn”. Porn’s where you find it, and only scary/contemptible when it’s not your form of porn.
Hmmm…that could also double as a band name.
I’m not one to flash-hell, I don’t even like people looking at my face, I’m so damn shy.
Maybe the reason they buy it is so they can say, “Hey, it isn’t like it’s PORN!” You know, that sort of fooling themselves thing…
Make a mean scary face.
Let me be the first to say that there is no need to specify “for a woman” when using the words “lovely” and “breasts” in a sentence.
Diane - Who still shudders whenever she thinks about Meatloafs appearance in Fight Club.
Hie thee to one of the Dopefests listed in my sig, Stella, and we’ll give you some advice on proper facial expressions to make!
Of course, to get this right, we’ll have to match the facial expression to the boobies, ifyaknowwhatimean…
That just shows that you have so many other features that are so vastly attractive as to make some of us forget there’s anything else. For these girls, evidently all they have are perky breasts. And a lot of them aren’t even that great to look at.
Not at all, and anyone who laughs may feel free to treat themselves to a knuckle sandwich from MrTot, no?
'Sides, there’s lots more important things about you than your boobs. For these girls, evidently that’s not the case.