No Lollygagging

Move along. I’ll have no lollygagging, or bad jokes about other abuses of Lollies in this thread.

Are we talking ice lollies or lollipops? I’d rather not gag on either, but I like both.

It’s ‘lallygagging’, isn’t it?

If I can’t lollygag, can I sit around and collect dust instead?

How about Lollipop Bar, in the Nana Plaza red-light area in Bangkok?

As for Lollipop1 (sic) BJ bar not too far away, I’d best let you google that on your own.

Dust collecting is an odd-sounding hobby but I think I can permit that. Do you prefer dried dirt, household lint, or general allergens?

That’s right, Lolly, I got your adverbs right here.

If we can’t gag Lally, how will we loit her?

From Bull Durham:

Skip: You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!

Larry: Lollygaggers.

Skip: Lollygaggers!

I am a master at lollygagging:D

How about skylarking? Please tell me I’m free to skylark!

As a representative of the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild, I’d like to emphasize that we have no affiliations with any other “Lolli-” groups or entities.

Ah…a Lawligagger, eh?

Just don’t go off half-mast.

I was thinking more along the lines of dust bunnies.

I worked with a guy from Knightstown who razzed his son about “nammyjacking around.” I asked him what he meant, and he said it meant “intentionally wasting time.” Pretty much the same as lollygagging, I guess.

Anybody here remember the expression, “Fucking the dog”?

As in:

Q: Where’s Frank? He’s supposed to be unloading this pallet.
A: Check the break room. He’s probably fucking the dog.

I don’t know that one, but “screwed the pooch” means “made a terrible mistake” in some circles.

You’re fucking this dog, I’m just holding the tail.

Oh damn. You mean I wasn’t supposed to take that literally? Hope no pics were taken. :smack: