SDMB: Thanks for being a LOL-free zone

LOLs – the blessed absence of LOLs…
When I first discovered the SDMB, I couldn’t believe my luck – post after post and nary a “LOL!” did I see. No amount of wit and erudition could have converted me more effectively.

On every other message board I know, people pepper their posts with this stupid acromym, usually followed by a string of exclamation marks. Why do I find it so infuriating? Partly because I get an instant mental image of eyes lolling out of sockets, and lolling tongues. And also because “LOL!!!” seems to be saying: “Look at me, I’m so cute and I’ve got such a lovely sense of humour!”.

When I was new to the net, someone told me it meant “Lots of Love” , which left me somewhat surprised at the number of posters loving each other up…

I’ve no idea whether Dopers’ admirable avoidance of LOL follows an edict from on high, or whether it’s a mutual thing, but anyway, this is to say thanks for your discrimination and style.

And yes, I know what’s going to happen if anyone replies to this, but still, thanks.

:smiley: :stuck_out_tongue: :slight_smile: :smiley: :stuck_out_tongue: :slight_smile: :smiley:

Silly forthcoming posts aside, I agree with mrsface. I hate that abbreviation-overload net slang crap.

Lot’s Of Lies.

Stupid newbie…

Lots Of Lies.

LOL!!! U R KOOL 2!!

someone had to do it

I thought you meant LOL CREME.

D00DZ, U @r//+ l33+ @ @//L.
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:mad: :cool: :o :slight_smile: :wink: :rolleyes: :stuck_out_tongue: :smiley: :frowning: :eek: :confused:

It means a lot of things… the Long Ongoing List

There’s not much that gets on my nerves more than all that OMG!!~ LMMFAO~!!@ crap, so, I too, appreciate SDMB being mostly lol-free.

Opalcat - these are a great improvement, thanks. Trying to decide between “Large Overgrown Lobster” and “Let’s Ovulate Later”…

By the way, I don’t have any prejudices about emoticons:)

<points 1920s-style Death Ray directly at OP>

You were saying?

Large Orange Organgutan is one of my favorites.

…except that isn’t on the list and I’m obviously just totally high. :rolleyes:

I just like the word orangutan ok?

lol np d00d

“Orangutan” is so passé.

All the cool kids have moved on to “Burntsiennautan.”

Wow, Larry, just wow. You could actually see the effort go into that one. :wink:

I’m also glad that I have not yet seen an LOL!!!1!!1!1! response on this board yet. As to the “lots of love” thing, this

[quote]
(http://www.bash.org/?120975) at bash.org still makes me laugh.

AAAAAGH

bangs head on desk

WACK-WACK-WACK-WACK

Hm, if you say fast enough it sounds like you’re quacking.