No, no, no Seven is not even

Millions has lions.

And “consequences” has “sequences”.

 

 

Well, all the jokes can’t be good. You’ve got to expect that once in a while.

“Inconceivable” has the same problem as “surely”, maybe worse; every time you use it, you’re practically begging for a movie quote.

You may not want to talk to your therapist about that.

Sad thing.
Therapy bit
 erm, I mean nice lady, won’t let me talk about the grandkids anymore. She says it’s a diversion from my real problems.

A number of years ago, my grand-boss looked exactly like Wallace Shawn. You know how hard it was sitting in meetings expecting him to say “Inconceivable!”?

I’m curious now. I’ll watch the Princess Bride and get in on the joke.

I never watched the movie before.

Inconceivable!

You are in for a treat!

Had a friend in HS (>50 yrs ago) whose name is Gaye. We lost touch after college but every now and then for the last 30 yrs, I wonder about her.

I knew a girl named Gay as well.
She’s a beautician/stylist in town.

I liked her til I figured out it was her who gave every Mom w/kids in my kids school the u-g-l-y karen hair style.

Hey, Max
hair has the word air in it.

Oh, noes.

Max came to me a bit ago. The kids were saying what parts of their names are other words. She was ax, her sister was ex. (Yeah, I told her that wasn’t a whole word). The boys different things.
Big discussion over Lego play, it seems.

She sez “Nana, human has man, are wimmens a man or not humans?”

Oh, lord how do I explain this to this kid?
I don’t think I have an answer she’ll grasp, other than some person called people certain words and it stuck. And, yes woman are human.

I told her go ask her Daddy. He’s quick witted. He’ll come up something.

:flushed:

We’re soon gonna be down the etymology rabbit hole. I just know it.

For me, you are at wizard level.

I’m sure @wolfpup is indeed a wiz. More than he knows.

You can’t tell it by me. I didn’t understand any of those words. I liked reading them, tho’ :face_with_peeking_eye:

Get these kids a couple of puzzle books with “word finder” games.
The words that go diagonally are the hardest to find.

And make up one of your own, type it up on the computer and print out the page, one for each kid.
Make the list of words they look for the names of everybody in the family .
But put one change in each puzzle page, so that the kid’s own name appears prominently. (Just be careful to give the right page to the right kid
ya don’t want to make one of 'em cry.)

The oldest ones are playing adult Scrabble. I play with them sometimes.
I never lose.
I don’t grant any favors cause they are young.
It builds character to lose to your Nana.

They learn words. I get asked all the time, What does that word mean?
Ive seen the signs before. They are working up to challenges. I can’t wait.

Yeah, words are a big part of the life we live. I do 3 crosswords everyday. I listen to them read.

It stands to reason Max would question words.

Surely, the first 999 times.

One of my professors spring semester gave video lectures with a cat avatar

~Max

I was actually taught that man was sometimes neutral (when referring to the race, as in mankind, human) and that the name “woman” refers to how woman was first created from man (Genesis 2:23 “And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man”). Or, at least in Hebrew with ish and ishah. In English I think it comes from wife+man → wiman → woman.

~Max

Yeah, won’t be telling a 7yo that.

We like fairy stories but that one is not the road we’re traveling.