No, no, that's not what they mean by "running mate"

Brought to you by WTFN (WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot News): Sarah Palin may be out of the running when it comes to running for prez, but she thinks can outrun Obama.

Story here.

I liked this line:

I saw a video this morning on this. Not a Sarah Palin fan, but damn she looked pretty damn nice for a 45 year old mom in her running outfits.

She is unquestionably the most beautiful vice presidential candidate since the founding of the Republic. That said, she hasn’t had much competition.

I don’t know… Walter Mondale was so fetching! :: le sigh ::

She admitted she wears a trough full of makeup? That surprises me. Good for her for admitting it, I guess.

Mm, Richard Mentor Johnson was apparently quite the looker.

My first thought upon reading that story was that, though Mrs. Palin is an odious twit, she probably looks very nice jogging.

You can find her full Runner’s World interview here.

With her marathon time, she could beat Gordon Ramsey, Oprah, Al Gore, and Mike Huckabee, but not George W. Bush or John Edwards.

Cite.

I didn’t know Alan Turing was so fast (2:46)

I’m less surprised to learn that Governor Palin could beat Ms. Winfrey in a marathon than I am that Oprah’s ever run a marathon.