I didn’t quite read the whole thread. What’s this Exgineer posted about tropical fish in tomato paste shooting your in-laws’ outlaw tennis shoe-wearing Star Trek monkey geeks’ hatracks with high-energy particle weapons (1920’s style?) from the Concorde?
Ribbit.
Ya know Kallessa we painted a chalkboard castle on one wall and a square chalkboard with magnetic paint on another wall. It’s pretty cool but you can only hang light magnets on it… I think for the boy I may hang a regular old piece of metal painted with chalkboard paint. You learn as you go I guess 
You also never leave anyone under the age of 21 alone with markers or crayons or chalk. The nice thing about chalk is it vaccuums up fairly readily. I’ve also learned washable crayons have a finite period of time after which they don’t wash off as well! Washable markers - well they just lie!
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Tropical tomato fish are putting in the carpet at Rue’s? Wow, genetic engineering is advancing by leaps and bounds. But I understand that you can’t use the tropical tomato fish for skeet shooting–the ketchup stains are just terrible!
And it’s against the carpet-laying fish union contract.
Frogs are scabs, though, so they’re fair game.
PULL!
Kallessa, you’re a deeply twisted and warped woman. 
Wish you didn’t live across the country from me! Dang the luck!
Thanks, FairyChatMom, it’s an honor to be considered deeply twisted and warped by you. If you ever plan a trip to Oregon, my house is your house.
Perhaps that should read “to be thought by you to be deeply . . .” Otherwise it sounds as though you were the one who warped me, and that’s just not true.
My own mother warped me, and I became deeply twisted all by myself.
The frogs may also be used as emergency tennis balls.
You don’t need frogs as balls to play tennis, Kallessa. I’m sure you have enough chutzpah to just get out and play all on your own!
Froggy balls… wouldn’t that be really uncomfortable? Not to mention difficult to explain to a new lover?
I saw Rue on Saturday. He was dressed as Frodo and did a screamingly funny imitation of Elijah Wood-as-Frodo, mostly involving a great deal of eye rolling.
<pouts because she still hasn’t gotten to meet Rue>
Kyla, you’re a lucky duck!
Yes. Yes, I am. He gave me a little ninja, too. Unfortunately, he also gave Juniper200 a little ninja, and our little ninjas were forced to fight quite a lot until we got distracted.
And then I lost my little ninja. :: sob :: I miss it. I could totally kick Junie’s ninja’s ass.
P.S. Junie’s ninja is stupid.
Oh, great, on top of ninja robot monkey pirates, now we’ve got miniature ninja ducks!
Which leads to the inevitable question: Does a miniature ninja duck’s quack echo?
Kallessa (skeet shooting with a particle beam weapon)
Hey - a litte respect here for Rue’s new carpet! No particle beam skeet shooting in the house! Criminy, were you raised in a firing range?!?
Sheesh…
Well, you did pick up on the fact that I’m not Frank cause there were no chickens or pigs involved. And I’m not Doug cause I didn’t put a waterfall in the living room. (I think he was the one that did that on TS one time.)
Did I mention that Rue is putting astro turf in the hallway and on into the guest bathroom? I’m also picturing slate green wall paper down the hall to the guest bath with big shasta daisies on it. He put a matching green toilet seat and tank cover, which Rue himself crocheted, on the toilet. He hung a swag lamp in the bathroom too.
I’m speechless, swampy, just speechless. And scared. And getting a headache.
Swag lamp in the bathroom?!? :eek:
Well, FCM I thought it was wierd too until Rue hung that beaded glass chandelier in his garage. Did I mention the eggshell berber carpeting installed on the ceiling of the guest room, and the lamp he made out of an Uzi that sits on the sideboard in the dining room?
I can’t imagine Rue having the attention span to completely redecorate one room all at once. And with the same theme, even.
And people consider my monopoly themed bathroom strange! At least there is no crocheted stuff involved
I’ll never forget the episode when they put hay on the walls in one room! Hay! In a house with small children! I had to say I wasn’t impressed with that one. To their credit the people did try to talk the designer out of putting up the hay but failed. Personally I would have refused and just tossed the hay. Ok; hay no longer looks like a word to me.
I’d love for Vern to do all the grown up spaces in my house and for Frank to do the kid spaces. Just in case my neighborhood ever ends up with people in it that I’d be friends with enough to be on the show it is nice to have a plan.
Oh and Swampy the shasta daisy wallpaper really needs to be bright blue or bright yellow. The green just doesn’t pop
Don’t you think the Little Woman can keep him in line and under control?
Me neither…
Theme? They have themes?
At least tell me he isn’t stapling silk flowers to the bathroom walls?
Hey Swampy, I used to have a lamp made out of a revolver. But the lamp part broke, so now all I’ve got is the revolver part.
Bumbazine - partly broke
Well, Bumbazine you now have the perfect opportunity to take the revolver part and convert it into a shower head or kitchen faucet.
Geez! Do I have to come up with all the decorating ideas around here?