Why is there always no rum?
I’m cool as long as they don’t run out of gin.
Why is the rum always gone?
room tips on its side Oh. That’s why.
Cause you’re not at my house.
I’m pretty sure there’s bottles of rum at my place. Probably 'cause you’re not here. 
Thanks to a warm summer evening and wireless, I’ve been kicking back outside drinking Sobe + Vodka and… uh… (hold on, it’s 11:30 and dark out now) Watermelon flavoured Smirnoff?
If I keep the mp3s on the laptop down, I think there’s just time for another round. 
I got to great lengths to ensure I never run out of rum. Sometimes, despite all my work, some alcoholic drinks it all anyway. Don’t blame me though. I was just a little thirsty.
Rum is what makes Keira Knightley attractive.
For the same reason there’s always bourbon and no vodka.
I don’t like bourbon.
No, that was the corset. fans self
Sorry, I made a cake with the rum. Want a piece?
Sorry, can’t help. Whisky any good to you? I have some excellent Scotch about the place - a mint-condition bottle of The Talisker, for a start.
That’ll be mine then! The Bowmore’s almost finished over here…
I have rum. In fact I just had some!
What drink would make me attractive to Keira Knightley?
THIS may throw light on the OP’s question.
Damn blender’s drunk all my rum again. And used up all the icecubes too…
It must be at my house.
I have 2 bottles of Appleton’s, 1 bottle of mango rum, and 1 bottle of Jamaican Cream rum.
That and a selection of vodka, rye, many different liqueurs, half dozen or so types of Scotch, and some beer and wine to keep me honest.
I find it’s my god-given responsibility to mention the Seahorse at any possible Rum related conversation.
It’s cheap AND inexpensive!
It’s also the crack cocaine of Rums. The first 1.75 I bought went down about 1.5 inches a night til I realized I really shouldn’t be drinking that much alone.
Then I invited friends. Told them to bring their own bottle.
Because if I drank at work, I’d never get home!
I work down the hall from a bar (in a hotel). They have rum. But I’m not allowed to have any while I’m there, which is invariably when I’d really want it.
I’ll send over some vodka in trade, then. I loves me some bourbon.