It has Ashton Kutcher in it, so I’ll nail my own cock to the floor before I’ll see it. That aside, I’ve seen the trailer, so I’ll staple my scrotum to my ass before I even consider nailing my own cock to the floor before seeing it.
I may have to sandpaper my bell-end and dip it in lemon juice in order to put the trailer-viewing properly behind me. Jesus Christ, what an ordeal.
As I stared typing my Reply to this Thread, I decided that my Reply warranted an OP of its own.
In 2011 Everyone in America Will See a Natalie Portman Movie
I realize that it’s a different movie, but while i’m here i’m going to add a WTF? for a movie i just saw advertised called Hall Pass.
What is with all the movies lately about 40-something men acting like frat boys? This thing just looks unbelievably bad.
Well, the movies used to be about 30-something men acting like frat boys, but time marches on.