How the hell does this even look marginally compelling to anyone but the 13 year old romcom audience? The trailers make it seem like fuckbuddyhood is a magical new invention for this movie.
Is anyone planning to see this?
It has Natalie Portman therefore I will see it. I will wait to get it thru Netflix. I have low expecations regarding quality.
So are you only planning on seeing it b/c you think Ms. Portman is hot? Because if so, fair enough. Is there any other reason you want to see it?
It has Ashton Kutcher therefore I will not see it. He’s on my “don’t see movies with this person” list.
OH, and Natalie Portman’s playing a DOCTOR. How speshul.
I didn’t realize that was Natalie Portman.
A quick look on its IMDB page tells me it also has Cary Elwes, Kevin Kline, Mindy Kaling, and Phil LaMarr who are all great comedic actors.
Still. It has Ashton Kutcher.
Tough choice.
No other reason.
and menstruation jokes! hilarious!
I saw the trailer, and that was enough. I don’t need to see the movie now. Frankly I didn’t need to see the trailer.
Portman in the movie would be a draw for me, but Kutcher cancels her out. I won’t see it.
Likewise, I’ll be seeing it only because Ashton Kutcher is hot. I’ll probably wait until it fins its way to Netflix Instant Watch.
Let me guess: at first things are cool with the no-strings sex but then one of them develop feelings for the other, leading to a critical scene at an airport, seaport, or train station where one of them fesses up to the other about the mistake they made, they embrace, happily ever after, roll credits.
It has been a long, long time since I have been actively confused/concerned/unsettled that someone made a stupid movie…
but this one did it…
WTF is the point? I will probably have to sit through it, as the cast does look good for comedy, but I am sure it will be time I would rather have spent re-reading the blimp of doom…
(The emboldening is my doing)
We need more movies where the romantic lead is about to take off on a tramp steamer before stopped on the dock because the other discovered that he/she loved him/her all along.
Yeah, it really looks like the target audience is teens looking to see how fantasy adult life is.
Natalie Portman as a longshoreman. I’d go see it.
You left out the we-are-unhappy-apart montage.
And the grand gesture. It’s more than just fessing up.
If you don’t like Kutcher, you can just wait until the summer to see this instead.
Also, is it just me or did this movie come out of nowhere? I just heard about it for the first time yesterday, but it’s coming out in two weeks.
This movie looks fucking dire. And even if it looked OK, i’m another person who won’t see anything with Ashton Kutcher in it.
If you want to see the Red Band trailer, with swearing and Natalie Portman sort-of naked, and Ashton Kutcher’s ass, go here.